Preseason T.A.P. Reminder

Get ready fellas. T.A.P.(tight ass pants) season is almost upon us. As the warm summer months come to a close, hot girls finally ditch their rompers and sophie shorts (those ugly ass camp shorts that most likely have some retarded message scrawled on the butt). College campuses around the country finally become saturated with ’em and lets face it, these things are eye candies fit for the gods. Girls use them to keep warm, and guys can take advantage of their butts looking great. Everybody wins.

In preparation for tap season, I would just like to rehearse the basics for everyone out there. The long island jewish girls will be tappin along to the tune of their converse shoes, while the athletes have on their nike shox ready for the gym. Everyone else will have their taps tucked securely in place by their uggs. Rainy days bring all girls together since all taps come with a side order of rain boots (polka dotted ones are a sorority girl favorite although plaid ones are making a comeback.)

We here at the think tank are committed to keeping all of you up to date with all tap revelations, including the start of tap season (though you should all be able to tell on your own). Just wait for that autumn day when you notice your neck start to hurt. This slight discomfort is most certainly a result of an abnormal number of girls’ butts looking great and your inability to keep from helping yourself to a second look at those taps. So as the glow of summer fades, and the gloom of winter sets in, prepare to take solace in the endless supply of taps filling your soul and warming your hearts. Fellas, stay alert and keep your head on a swivel because tap season is almost upon us.