Tokyo Talk: Volume 6 [tokyo talk]

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Bonjour! Welcome to the sixth edition of Tokyo Talk, you’re favorite place for articulate observations, curious hypotheses and bizarre social commentary! If you’re unfamiliar, check out past editions. Let’s get to it!!!

Crackstick

Interesting Fact: They say crack is the most addictive drug. You know what the second most addictive is? Original Chapstick. True statement.

This guy probably stunk pretty hard

Did you know that you don’t really need laundry detergent to make your clothes smell fresh? It’s actually the abrasion from the washing process that lifts odors from your threads. It’s true. So, the next time you’re around some smelly hippie, kick his ass a little bit. He’ll probably freshen right up and thank you kindly!

MORE TOKYO TALK AFTER THE JUMP!!!

DURRRRRR

 

What the hell is up with this “wearing glasses without lenses” trend? Are you kidding me? I always thought good eyesight was a favorable characteristic. You’re not hip. You look like a retard. STOP IT.

 

Pointin' at you!

Here’s something fun: The next time you’re in a conversation and searching for a word or trying to recall something and have the opportunity to use the phrase, “I can’t quite put my finger on it,” instead say, “I can’t quite put my finger in it.” It’s very entertaining.

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Who do you think would win in a fight if they fought in charcter: Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal? This is how i break it down: In every movie, Seagal is beating the crap out of international terrorists plotting to destroy some serious shit. Chuck Norris just deals with wild hillbillies in Texas who abduct their nephews. Edge: Seagal

 

 

What do you think? Leave us a comment or e-mail us at TheTokyoThinkTank@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter (@Tokyo_ThinkTank). Ponder in Peace, my friends. Always.

Cheers,

G-man

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