November 29, 2010
Good evening, world. We realize we haven’t posted in a while. We apologize. Academia and other obligations have been controlling our lives. But we haven’t forgotten about you, our readers. So, without further adieu, I am going to catch you up on what’s been going down.
The Tokyo Think Tank is now operating as an arm of a greater body, The Tokyo Cultural Center. Specifically, The Tokyo Think Tank is the head of the knowledge department at the Tokyo Cultural Center.
What exactly is The Tokyo Cultural Center? It’s a place. It’s an idea. It’s a state of mind. We are not defined. Because we can’t be. We’re anything and everything you want, conveniently located at the corner of College and Rhode Island.
Do you ever feel like you have time to waste? Come waste it at The Tokyo Cultural Center! We’ll keep you company, teach you how to stunt, and bake cookies with you. You can learn to play the keyboard or just use our restrooms!
This guy's got the gold membership...
Take this cat above for example. We don’t know this guy. He came to our tailgate and needed a dirty couch to pass out on. He got what he needed, at The Tokyo Cultural Center
In summation, visit The Tokyo Cultural Center. Membership is free. You will not be disappointed.
November 15, 2010
Tokyo Tweet Tank
Hello world! The thinkers of the tank apologize for not putting out new posts recently. We’ve been focused on expanding our reach and wanted to inform you that we’re now on Twitter! Support the Tokyo Cultural Center and follow us here (@Tokyo_ThinkTank). You can tweet us interesting facts, stories and questions. We promise to tweet you back!
November 4, 2010
I plead the fif volume of Tokyo Talk!
Just cuz this is the fifth volume of tokyo talk don’t mean it’s gonna be a nickel bag! We got a fat sack of highly opinionated opinions, musings, rants and even some of our own daNk ideas. Lets get to it!
Classy and understated. Keith Hernandez: an exemplar of fine facial hair
Fact: There is no greater compliment one man can pay another than, “Sir, that is a fine mustache you’ve got there.”
A cUlinary bUtthole
Hey Andrew Zimmern: Stop pronouncing the “cu” in culinary as “q” or “cue.” People watch your show to see you eat weird shit, not listen to your unfoundedly pompous babble. Shut up.
MORE TOKYO TALK AFTER THE JUMP!
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October 28, 2010
Watch Homer lay down the law:
Genius display of parenting if you ask me. How can you expect to maintain order in a household if your daughter is defying the laws of physics?
Till next time,
October 24, 2010
Hmmm. Sunday Night. Football is over until the Giants storm Dallas tomorrow. Got some free time on my hands… Must be time for Tokyo Talk!
As usual, this week’s edition is chock-full of ideas, opinions and musings on everything from the bland to the bizarre. Need a refresher? Check out previous Tokyo Talks. Let’s get down to business!
Is it coincidence or divine providence that New Jersey’s license plate color scheme is that of a dirty tooth?
TOKYO TALK TALKS ON AFTER THE JUMP!
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