Welcome to the first edition of our newest column, Franky Futon’s Fantastic Four. Some have said that I have an unconventional sense of taste. Others would simply refer to it as straight up weird. Either way, the fantastic four will bring to you samplings of what I find to be the finer things in life.
Today’s topic is something I know a lot about: Redheads.
I love redheads. Always have. So what if I have unusual taste.
No longer a fish, The Little Mermaid has a starring role in my wildest cartoon fantasy.
Let me be clear. I am as disgusted by a pasty white “ginger” as anybody. All of those freckles and the pale skin are enough to send even the boldest of men running for the safety of the nearest sunny beach. Throw a few gingers behind Taliban lines, and don’t be surprised if our troops are home for Christmas. How do you think the 2008 Celtics won that championship? Brian Scalabrine should be the highest paid player in the league. Who the fuck wants to guard that shit?
But for all the repulsive gingers out there, there are some sizzling hot carrot topped bombshells and I love them.
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