If invention is born from necessity, parody must be the bastard child of immaturity.
Making popular song parodies has been a hobby of mine for a while now. It started with inserting a subtle “poop” or “choad” in for common pop. song words like “love” or “face”. Practice makes perfect; the following song parodies make no sense. Enjoy!
“Billie Jean” – Michael Jackson
Chorus: “Billie Jean is not my Grandma.
She’s just a girl who thinks she’s my grand-mo-ther.
But you are weird please-go-away.”
“Last Resort” AKA “Last Pop Tart” – Papa Roach
First verse: “Cut my life into Reese’s.
This is my last Pop Tart.
Dont give a fuck, no more trick-or-treating.”
(THIS IS MY LAST POP TART!)
“S&M” AKA “M&M’s” – Rihanna
Chorus: “I may be fat, but I’m perfectly good at it.
Put down that éclair, i don’t care i love the smell of it.
Vege-ta-bles might help my bones,
But chips and dip excite meeeee.” (NOM-NOM-NOM COME ON!)
And now, the pièce de résistance…
“Fly” AKA “Pie” – Sugar Ray
First Verse: “All around the world, apple crumble for me.
You knowww i love peach cobbler.
Every pie i know goes well with ice cream
Whether hot or cold, a good pie warms my soul.”
Chorus: Iiiii just want some pie.
Offer cake and i’ll say maybe,
But i’d prefer some good pie baby.
Iiiii just want some pie.
Put that raccoon away baby,
I want pie; I dont want rabies.
Iiiiiiiiii just wantttt some pie.”
Well, i’ve about busted my creative load. If you think you got some good parodies, leave a comment or tweet at me.